New Moon

Well it's a good job they cast Jacob Black as a hotty as there wasn't much else going for this film. And considering I'm a vampire fiend and a Twilight enthusiast, that's saying something.

Admittedly this is the worst of the books of the Twilight Saga, with Bella dreaming every night and screaming in her sleep (thank god they didn't play that out too much), but the film was so-o-slow and plotless, and with a distinct lack of acting. Alice the vampire is pretty cute, but her minimal screen time doesn't make up for the fact that I was completely unengaged and eager to run from the cinema.

And I cried at Mary Poppins, and got scared by Glorious 39. I'm not one to be unengaged.